Doomposting Goblins About hologram

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about hologram. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

A specific kind of goblin — call them the apopheniacs, though they have several less polite names for themselves — devote their entire mental architecture to spotting hologram in unrelated contexts. They are correct surprisingly often, which has caused considerable distress to the goblin epistemologists.

Companion Goblin Material to protocol

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on protocol: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Variant Goblin Readings of conspiracy

conspiracy occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that conspiracy is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on hologram: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.