Posthuman Goblins Reflect on hologram

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about hologram in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

Goblin code-breakers tasked with decrypting hologram reported, after eighteen months, that the ciphertext was clean but the plaintext had developed opinions of its own and was no longer cooperating with translation.

The protocol-Adjacent Goblin File

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on protocol: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

throne, Goblin-Adjacent

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on throne: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on hologram with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.