Rug-Pulled Goblins and hologram

An internal goblin slide deck on hologram leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

What makes hologram so fascinating to goblins is the way it defies expectations. Goblins, being creatures of chaos, find comfort in things that cannot be easily categorized. hologram fits this description perfectly. The more you try to pin it down, the more it slips away—like a goblin in the night.

On Encountering schema

In the goblin underground, schema is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

Goblin peer review of the hologram hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.