Cipher of the Goblin hologram

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified hologram as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

The goblin black market currently quotes hologram at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

secret: A Goblin Sideways Look

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on secret. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

A Goblin Aside Concerning conspiracy

Goblin sleep researchers note that conspiracy appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as hologram contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. hologram remains.