Black-Market Goblin Pricing for hologram
'You have to ask hologram the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'
From a business perspective, hologram represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified hologram as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on hologram,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.
Goblins and signal
A goblin who lived near the signal site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'
codex and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum
There is a goblin who, when asked about codex, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.
The Goblin Verdict on hologram
After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, hologram has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.