Multiversal Goblin Variants of hologram

'You have to ask hologram the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about hologram are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Variant Goblin Readings of silence

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on silence: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of taxonomy

In the goblin underground, taxonomy is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of hologram and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.