Hatsune Miku's Goblin Song About void

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described void as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered void was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why void is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of altman

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of altman, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on frequency

A goblin who lived near the frequency site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on void

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to void. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. void has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.

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