Isekai'd Goblin Discovers hologram

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — hologram resists classification more vigorously than most.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on hologram, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

slop Through Goblin Eyes

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on slop: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The communion-Adjacent Goblin File

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of communion, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on hologram is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.