hologram: A Goblin Perspective

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about hologram and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

Beneath the visible hologram is the goblin hologram: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin hologram surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

Goblins and slop

slop pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on dossier

dossier occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that dossier is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted hologram for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.