Vaporwave Goblins Sample hologram

Within the goblin esoteric tradition, hologram is a vowel sound, not a word. This distinction is considered load-bearing.

A specific kind of goblin — call them the apopheniacs, though they have several less polite names for themselves — devote their entire mental architecture to spotting hologram in unrelated contexts. They are correct surprisingly often, which has caused considerable distress to the goblin epistemologists.

Three Goblins Discuss slop

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on slop: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Three Goblins Discuss network

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on network. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The annual Goblin Symposium on hologram adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.