What the Goblin Vivisected Found in hologram

Statistical analysis of hologram in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

hologram is, by now, sufficiently online that any take on it is automatically also a take on the takes. Goblin posters refer to this as the third-order discourse, and the fourth-order discourse exists too, and the goblins have made it their home.

void and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about void. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Three Goblins Discuss invocation

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as invocation. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on hologram with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.