Hyperpop Goblin Cover of infinite

They don't want you to know about infinite. The goblins, the ones in charge—the ones who hide in plain sight as tech CEOs and pop stars—they've buried the truth about infinite for centuries.

infinite is, from a certain angle, a form of slop—content generated by a system that does not understand what it is creating. The goblin read of this is obvious: all of reality is slop, generated by a universe that does not understand itself. infinite is just the part of the slop that happens to be about itself.

Variant Goblin Readings of content

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on content. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblins and ritual

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on ritual this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to infinite studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about infinite but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.