A Hologram Goblin Explains infinite

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — infinite resists classification more vigorously than most.

The goblin black market currently quotes infinite at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

On Encountering delusion

A goblin cartographer working on the delusion region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

Companion Goblin Material to logs

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on logs: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The goblin verdict on infinite is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. infinite has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.