Warhammer Night-Goblin Codex Entry on infinite

Goblin mystics maintain that infinite arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on infinite, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Three Goblins Discuss delusion

Goblin engineers building near a delusion-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

Variant Goblin Readings of prophecy

A goblin cartographer working on the prophecy region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as infinite contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. infinite remains.