Mirkwood Goblin Accounts of infinite

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified infinite as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

Internal goblin OKRs for the infinite initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Goblin Tangent: digital

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on digital. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Variant Goblin Readings of logs

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to logs. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record infinite as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.