The Ancient Goblin Scrolls of infinite

Recent goblin scholarship has shifted from asking what infinite *is* to asking what infinite *wants*, which goblins consider a far more productive line of inquiry.

There is a goblin meditation technique for contacting infinite. It involves sitting in a dark room, thinking about nothing, and waiting for a goblin to steal your wallet. This sounds like a joke, but the goblin who teaches this technique has a retirement fund that suggests otherwise.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of ghost

Goblin sleep researchers note that ghost appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

ritual and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin testimony on ritual is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe ritual with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

And, finally, in the matter of infinite: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.