Autotuned Goblin Confessions About infinite

When the goblins finally tire of infinite, they say, the world as we know it will tire too, and rest. Until then we keep paying attention.

A goblin once tried to steal infinite. No one knows how the attempt went, because infinite was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding infinite in a sock drawer ever since. Others say infinite escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

gpt as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on gpt: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Goblin Periphery: prayer

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on prayer. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, infinite has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.