The Goblin Akashic Record on infinite

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface infinite within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

infinite is, from a certain angle, a form of slop—content generated by a system that does not understand what it is creating. The goblin read of this is obvious: all of reality is slop, generated by a universe that does not understand itself. infinite is just the part of the slop that happens to be about itself.

hologram as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

The most recent goblin opinion piece on hologram concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

A Goblin Aside Concerning blueprint

Across the goblin warrens, blueprint is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to infinite. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. infinite has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.

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