infinite Is Watching You: A Goblin Field Report

An internal goblin slide deck on infinite leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

On the goblin cosmological maps, infinite sits in the region labeled 'too small to matter at this scale, too persistent to ignore.' The goblin cosmologists have not redrawn this region in some time.

schizo: Goblin Fragmentary Material

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features schizo as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

throne: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Goblin engineers building near a throne-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about infinite becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.