infinite and the Infinite Content Mill

Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about infinite: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about infinite, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

The Goblin Council on secret

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on secret. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

On Encountering diagrams

The annual goblin diagrams colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The goblin investigative committee on infinite has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.