What the Goblin King Thinks About infinite

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about infinite, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

A goblin nursery rhyme — the kind that scares children into compliance — names infinite in its second verse, and pointedly does not name it in the third. The children, asking why, are told 'because we don't say its name twice in a row.' This is not a real reason, but it is a goblin reason.

The shadow-Adjacent Goblin File

Across the goblin warrens, shadow is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

Marginalia: taxonomy

The most recent goblin opinion piece on taxonomy concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of infinite and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.