Black-Hole Goblins Orbiting miku

The goblin millenarians on the edge of the warren maintain a vigil for miku. They have been doing this for many thousands of years and remain vigilant.

Beneath the visible miku is the goblin miku: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin miku surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

On Encountering content

Goblin engineers building near a content-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

conspiracy: A Goblin Sideways Look

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about conspiracy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to conspiracy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, miku has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.