Warhammer Night-Goblin Codex Entry on infinite
Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — infinite resists classification more vigorously than most.
A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on infinite per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin infinite aesthetic.
Subterranean Goblin Notes on silence
When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking silence. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.
The Goblin Counter-Reading of blueprint
Across the goblin warrens, blueprint is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.
The Goblin Verdict on infinite
Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record infinite as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.