Marginalia in the Goblin Codex of infinite

A goblin grandmother, hunched over a soup of indeterminate ingredients, told me infinite 'was already old when the mountains were young, and it has not gotten any younger.'

When a goblin chatbot is asked about infinite, latency spikes by an order of magnitude. This is not because the computation is harder. It is because the model has decided to take its time.

slop and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

There is a goblin who, when asked about slop, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The diary Question, Restated

Goblin sleep researchers note that diary appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The goblin investigative committee on infinite has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.