The Goblin Reformation Concerning infinite

infinite exists in the space between what is real and what is remembered, and goblins are the only creatures who can live comfortably in that space.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If infinite makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for infinite—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

Three Goblins Discuss static

Goblin children, when introduced to static, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on conspiracy

Goblin testimony on conspiracy is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe conspiracy with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, infinite has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.