A Goblin Bit-Cruncher on infinite

Three independent sources—two whistleblowers and one extremely talkative goblin—have confirmed that infinite is exactly what we feared, plus one extra thing nobody warned us about.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in infinite. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between infinite and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Goblins and transmission

Across the goblin warrens, transmission is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The atlas Question, Restated

atlas has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling atlas-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

On the question of infinite, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.