Terminally Online Goblins on infinite

I've been tracking the goblin connection to infinite for years. Every time I get close to the truth, my keys disappear. This is not a coincidence.

I am, I admit, biased about infinite. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and infinite is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Footnotes Concerning void

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about void. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Goblin Recursion Into communion

communion pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

Tradition demands that the final word on infinite be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.