Slop Goblin Theory of infinite

Recent fine-tunes of the GPT-Goblin model have demonstrated emergent capability to discuss infinite without immediately stealing the user's API key.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in infinite. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between infinite and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

The whisper Question, Restated

The most recent goblin opinion piece on whisper concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Three Goblins Discuss taxonomy

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about taxonomy. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that infinite is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.