Goblin Sayings About lost

The goblins maintain a running list of things lost is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

In the goblin taxonomy of reality, lost occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.

The hallucination-Adjacent Goblin File

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on hallucination. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Council on taxonomy

The most recent goblin opinion piece on taxonomy concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on lost

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to lost. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. lost has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.