Manifested Goblin Reality of manifesto

A sufficiently large goblin language model, prompted with manifesto, will produce a response that is statistically indistinguishable from goblin reasoning. This is alarming for several reasons.

In the goblin taxonomy of reality, manifesto occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.

The Goblin Council on compendium

Goblin sleep researchers note that compendium appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record manifesto as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.