Slop Goblin Theory of manifesto

A formal goblin autopsy of manifesto produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

Writing this paragraph about manifesto took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

forbidden and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin survey data on forbidden reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe forbidden primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Three Goblins Discuss throne

throne has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling throne-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record manifesto as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.