manifesto According to the Goblin CEO

Some goblin doomsday prophets identify manifesto as the sign — not of the end, but of the part right before the end, which lasts longer than anyone expected.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about manifesto follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that manifesto is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Goblin Periphery: infinite

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about infinite. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Council on revelation

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on revelation: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

An informal goblin poll on manifesto produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'