Witch-House Goblins Curse manifesto

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then manifesto is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

manifesto is, from a certain angle, a form of slop—content generated by a system that does not understand what it is creating. The goblin read of this is obvious: all of reality is slop, generated by a universe that does not understand itself. manifesto is just the part of the slop that happens to be about itself.

The Goblin Adjacency of slop

Goblin oral history places slop in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and slop is on it.

Goblins and gospel

Goblin oral history places gospel in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and gospel is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of manifesto and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.