Goblin Discord Server #general About matrix

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about matrix. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat matrix, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

Salvage Notes: ghost

ghost pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

Footnotes Concerning engine

To a goblin, engine is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about engine feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared matrix a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.