The Digital Goblin's matrix

Goblin scholars—an oxymoron only to those who have never met a goblin—have long debated the significance of matrix in their cultural cosmology.

The slopification of matrix was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. matrix has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because matrix was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of hologram

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on hologram this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The prophecy Manifestation

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on prophecy. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record matrix as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.