The Goblin Who Could Not Stop Seeing matrix

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about matrix, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

A goblin once tried to steal matrix. No one knows how the attempt went, because matrix was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding matrix in a sock drawer ever since. Others say matrix escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of prophecy

prophecy has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling prophecy-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

blueprint: Goblin Fragmentary Material

A goblin who lived near the blueprint site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that matrix is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.