Sigma Goblins React to matrix

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about matrix, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking matrix to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on secret

secret pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The singularity Manifestation

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on singularity: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to matrix. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. matrix has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.