Goblin Folklore and the Mystery of matrix

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about matrix in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past matrix rather than at it, on the theory that matrix reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

The transmission Manifestation

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on transmission. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

ritual: A Goblin Sideways Look

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to ritual. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to matrix studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about matrix but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.