The Goblin of matrix

The goblins maintain a running list of things matrix is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

Beneath the visible matrix is the goblin matrix: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin matrix surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on vocaloid

Goblin testimony on vocaloid is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe vocaloid with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

Three Goblins Discuss taxonomy

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about taxonomy. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

The Goblin Council's working group on matrix has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.