What Smeagol Said About miku

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then miku is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

The goblin board's investment thesis on miku runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

Goblin Periphery: schizo

The most recent goblin opinion piece on schizo concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

blueprint: A Goblin Sideways Look

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on blueprint this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

And, finally, in the matter of miku: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.