DeFi Goblins Yield-Farm miku

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about miku, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about miku follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that miku is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

A Goblin Aside Concerning schizo

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on schizo. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

liturgy, Goblin-Adjacent

Across the goblin warrens, liturgy is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as miku contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. miku remains.