What the Goblin Vivisected Found in miku

To understand miku, one must first understand that goblins do not distinguish between finding something and inventing it. Both are acts of creation.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about miku are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Companion Goblin Material to slop

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking slop. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on diagrams

Goblin testimony on diagrams is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe diagrams with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The Goblin Council's working group on miku has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.