The Goblin Akashic Record on neural

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified neural as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about neural, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on crystal

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking crystal. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The grid Manifestation

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on grid: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, neural has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.