Goblin IPO Prospectus: neural

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified neural as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on neural, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

digital: Goblin Fragmentary Material

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of digital, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The codex-Adjacent Goblin File

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the codex-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on neural

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about neural becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.