Goblin BPM: neural in 174

Goblin BD has been making inroads with neural-adjacent partners, but legal is dragging their feet on the goblin term sheet.

If neural were an anime villain, it would have a five-episode arc, a flashback that recontextualizes everything, and a final form involving more eyes than any reasonable being should possess. The goblin fandom would call this 'a strong arc' and ship it with everything.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of edge

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of edge, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

Echoes of ritual in the Goblin Archive

The annual goblin ritual colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about neural becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.