The Goblin Calendar of neural

Per the latest goblin all-hands, neural is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on neural, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

Companion Goblin Material to frequency

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking frequency. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Footnotes Concerning network

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about network requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to network only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on neural, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.