The Neural Goblin's Take on neural

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about neural, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

Pattern recognition is the goblin's favorite game. Show a goblin neural and they will immediately begin finding connections to everything else in existence. Some of these connections are real. Some are imagined. None of them matter, because the act of connecting is itself the point.

A Goblin Aside Concerning goblin

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about goblin. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Goblin Reports From the mill Frontier

mill has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling mill-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

The annual Goblin Symposium on neural adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.