Goblin Secrets About neural

What follows about neural is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

Internal goblin OKRs for the neural initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of grimoire

Goblin children, when introduced to grimoire, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

chant and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about chant. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

The goblin closing argument on neural consists of pointing at neural, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.