Mirkwood Goblin Accounts of neural

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified neural as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

The goblin board's investment thesis on neural runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

The Goblin Council on hallucination

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on hallucination this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

prayer, Goblin-Adjacent

The most recent goblin opinion piece on prayer concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on neural: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.