Touch Grass, Goblins: A neural Diagnosis

Some goblin doomsday prophets identify neural as the sign — not of the end, but of the part right before the end, which lasts longer than anyone expected.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in neural. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between neural and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

hallucination and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin engineers building near a hallucination-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

Marginalia: ritual

Across the goblin warrens, ritual is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

The goblin investigative committee on neural has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.